Over-the-hill Wanderer Pillows

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Sausages.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Sport Utility Boot.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I brought cocoa."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Walkers

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"