Over-cautious Person T-Shirts

"Crime is so bad around here, that I always immobilise my car."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

No Immediate Danger

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'This ladder is rotten!'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share."

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

Health and safety nightmare.

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

Half a loaf is better than none..

'It's just a routine operation, Mr. Bush. No need to have your lawyer present.'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

"Just relax. Your investments are so safe you'll be worth a million dollars if you live to be 169."

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."

Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set