Overcautious Observer T-Shirts

"I told you so."

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Holiday Overkill.

Bizarre sights.

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Pyramid Garden

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

The Star Gazer

Suicide by overeating.

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

"My comfort zone is some distance away from the brink but close enough to see competitors go over it."

Marriage a la Mode - Toilette scene.

A Special Person - man explains to psychiatrist how his special perception leaves him friendless.

'Good news. They're looking at seed catalogues.'

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

A Peeping Tom.

"Sir, would you mind changing places with me?"

"Corner pocket, I think, but let’s see what Intrade says."

All-Christopher Neighborhood, Westport, CT, 1988

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'