Outreach Coordinator Gifts

"Hello – we're going door to door today to spread the word of science."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

John was determined to involve more people in key decisions. "Hands up who thinks fleet prices should go up."

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

'I'd like to know who the genius is in corporate who built our new distribution center right next to the Olympic Archery Training compound.'

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

Despatch Dept - Sorry, your order is late sir, everybody's away on an 'Improve Customer Relations' course.

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I got an A in despair.

'Not only did they overthrow me, the bums also kept the damage deposit!'

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

'I'll also need your home address, phone number and social security number.'

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

"We did it, we found the nonprofit fountain of funding."

Communications Department.

'You haven't spoken to me in weeks!' 'I didn't want to interrupt you!'

"It appears the outreach program is working!"

'Your husband tells me you like to spread the word...?'

AA Meeting: Still in denial. Please help.

'Looks like someone has accidentally recycled an important document again.'