Community Outreach Champion Gifts

"It appears the outreach program is working!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Sign Reform

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Social Worker

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"Thank you."

Progress.

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

Never on Sunday

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

You Want A Better World?

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Dr. Mom and Dr. Pop's Little Corner Hospital

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Empty shops.

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

City Council: 'It's a sweet deal- we permit their mall, and they build our new high school within!'

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

An apple core school

'Half the cabinet went to top schools and top universities, so what do they know?'

The American school

"We were going to adopt a highway, but Rachel thought there would be less red tape if we adopted an overpass."