Outreach Coordinator Mugs

"Hello – we're going door to door today to spread the word of science."

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

John was determined to involve more people in key decisions. "Hands up who thinks fleet prices should go up."

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

Despatch Dept - Sorry, your order is late sir, everybody's away on an 'Improve Customer Relations' course.

church

I got an A in despair.

'Not only did they overthrow me, the bums also kept the damage deposit!'

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

'I'll also need your home address, phone number and social security number.'

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

"We did it, we found the nonprofit fountain of funding."

Communications Department.

'You haven't spoken to me in weeks!' 'I didn't want to interrupt you!'

"It appears the outreach program is working!"

'Your husband tells me you like to spread the word...?'

AA Meeting: Still in denial. Please help.

'Looks like someone has accidentally recycled an important document again.'