Outfitter Pillows

'All we've got in at the moment is Lincoln Green.'

Happy Easter

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

I love my cape

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Do these come in blue?'

Wearing all black

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Fashionista

"Is that what you're wearing?"

Matching Outfits

Womens dressing rooms.

"I can't believe school starts next week."

'Can't you workmen use the canteen for your tea break ?'

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

Good Luck

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"Too dressy?"