Outfitter Pillows

'All we've got in at the moment is Lincoln Green.'

Happy Easter

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

I love my cape

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Wearing all black

"Put another minnow on my line!"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'Do these come in blue?'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Fashionista

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

Matching Outfits

Womens dressing rooms.

"I can't believe school starts next week."

'Can't you workmen use the canteen for your tea break ?'

Nazi to unicorn: "You're not coming out with me dressed in that ridiculous outfit."

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

Good Luck

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'