Outfit Experimenter T-Shirts

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Fashionista

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Jazz is Invented

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Curling your hair for no reason

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Utility Chic.

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Cursing Scientist.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

Wishing Well

'While my guitar gently creeks.'