Outfit Experimenter T-Shirts

So why're you dressed up this week? You think I'm going to tell you? Oh, I forgot. You're not man enough to pronounce and defend your own choices. You lack the courage and confidence to even tell me why you're dressed up like a loser. Sometimes, it does concern me that these traps come so easily to me. Once again, damned either way.

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Fashionista

"This is daring, but I like it."

Jazz is Invented

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Utility Chic.

Cursing Scientist.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Wishing Well

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.