Outdoorsy Fails Gifts

"Maybe hunting isn't your thing."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Giraffe Umbrella

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Bears catching fish

"Happy Gnu Year!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Bears

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"I love this time of day."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Spring Training

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Man fishing with large bait

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Stormy weather

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Baby squirrel & Berries

Fishing direction sign.