Outdoorsy Fails Pillows

"Maybe hunting isn't your thing."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Giraffe Umbrella

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Bears catching fish

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I love this time of day."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Man fishing with large bait

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Bears

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Spring Training

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Stormy weather

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Fishing direction sign.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.