Outdoor Safety Cynic Pillows

Add some humor to their outdoor den with pillows that poke fun at safety paranoia. Fun, witty designs that celebrate the cautious adventurer in style.

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'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.' mockup

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

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'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'It's great to get back to the simple life' mockup

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

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Winter Weather.

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307 days without an accident.

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"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?" mockup

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

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'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...' mockup

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

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'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!' mockup

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

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"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in." mockup

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

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Warning: this is a safe area.

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Rules and procedure

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Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

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Beware: Safe Area.

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'All this 'elf and safety is taking the edge off sieges.'

'All this 'elf and safety is taking the edge off sieges.' mockup

'All this 'elf and safety is taking the edge off sieges.'

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Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!" mockup

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

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Alberta on fire

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"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener." mockup

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

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'I fail to note the significance of rising sea levels here on the 39th floor.'

'I fail to note the significance of rising sea levels here on the 39th floor.' mockup

'I fail to note the significance of rising sea levels here on the 39th floor.'

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'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.' mockup

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

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Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush mockup

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

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The H.M.O. Expensive Care Unit: The we all have to go sometime ward.

The H.M.O. Expensive Care Unit: The we all have to go sometime ward. mockup

The H.M.O. Expensive Care Unit: The we all have to go sometime ward.

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'Oh it's quite a D.U.S.I.'

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Forest Fire Hazard

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Hell's first aid box...

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"Aliens poked and experimented on me for 8 hours -- and there wasn't even a co-pay!"

"Aliens poked and experimented on me for 8 hours -- and there wasn't even a co-pay!" mockup

"Aliens poked and experimented on me for 8 hours -- and there wasn't even a co-pay!"

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"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!" mockup

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

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"Our safety manual is nothing but a big joke."

"Our safety manual is nothing but a big joke." mockup

"Our safety manual is nothing but a big joke."

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"You do have health insurance....right?"

"You do have health insurance....right?" mockup

"You do have health insurance....right?"

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If the N.R.A. ran the D.O.T.

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'Nature makes me nervous!'

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'It scored first in everything except the rollover tests...'

'It scored first in everything except the rollover tests...' mockup

'It scored first in everything except the rollover tests...'

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Acme Discount Life Vests

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'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?' mockup

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

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"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."

"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here." mockup

"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."

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"I don't think we've time for a risk-reward analysis."

"I don't think we've time for a risk-reward analysis." mockup

"I don't think we've time for a risk-reward analysis."

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'Oh, come on, they wouldn't sell it if it wasn't safe.'

'Oh, come on, they wouldn't sell it if it wasn't safe.' mockup

'Oh, come on, they wouldn't sell it if it wasn't safe.'

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Outdoor Safety Cynic Pillows Collection

Outdoor Safety Cynic Mugs

Explore our selection of mugs perfect for the outdoor safety cynic. Funny, cautious designs that make every coffee break an adventure.

Outdoor Safety Cynic Prints

Browse our art prints that humorously depict outdoor safety concerns, perfect for decorating any outdoor space with a touch of wit.

Outdoor Safety Cynic T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for outdoor safety skeptics. Clever, humorous styles that celebrate cautious explorers with a witty twist.