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'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Not that net!'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Duck Hunt

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

"Tallyho!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Frog in the puddles.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Smokey The Tree"

Sport Utility Boot.