Outdoor Obsessives Mugs

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Not that net!'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Duck Hunt

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'More bubbles!'

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Frog in the puddles.

"Tallyho!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'