Outdoor Hilarity Chaser Pillows

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Roads with a view.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

A rainbow umbrella

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fish Training

Bypass the Falls

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

'We're going into cold water and HE'S drinking the hot chocolate!'