Outdoor Hilarity Chaser Pillows

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Roads with a view.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

A rainbow umbrella

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Fish Training

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Bypass the Falls

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'We're going into cold water and HE'S drinking the hot chocolate!'