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Out-of-the-box Gardener T-Shirts
Celebrate your out-of-the-box gardener with a witty T-shirt that speaks to their inventive style. A fun way to showcase their gardening passion with a humorous twist.
The Environmentalist
Gardener clipping topiary stairs
Don't forget the hosepipe ban!
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
Okay, dig that one up!
Beginning Yarder.
"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"
Cut out and keep your own Gardener!
If we build raised beds and a compost bin now
Jacques Lacan
"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."
City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'
How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.
The Farmer Sutra.
Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.
Do you have air pollution problems?
Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.
Snail trap
"Why don't other people ever do this?"
'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'
Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!
'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'
"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."
"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."
'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'
"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."
'Sewer farm - 100% organic'
Hipster Yard
Pyramid Garden
"Legally, we're a farm."
"Waitress's Day Off""
'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'
Solar powered sundial
Can you help me turn my yard into a pesticide-free nature area? Of course! Tree's tree nursery. I want to plant native species that attract birds and butterflies. Fabulous plan. You're just the kind of client I dream of! One detail
Out-of-the-box Gardener T-Shirts Collection
Out-of-the-box Gardener Mugs
Explore our collection of quirky gardener mugs to bring humor and personality to their daily routine.
Out-of-the-box Gardener Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort with our playful pillows designed for the gardener who loves a good laugh.
Out-of-the-box Gardener Prints
Decorate their garden nook or indoors with artistic prints that celebrate their unique gardening style and love for the craft.