Out-of-office Enthusiast Pillows

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Office Park

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

Office Competitions

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.