Outdoor Office Enthusiast Pillows

Free-range C.E.O.s

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Lemonade Inc.

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

'More bubbles!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."