Out-of-focus Antics T-Shirts

"Cruz takes the worst possible view of everything."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

The Goalkeeper

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"We don't think you're management material."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

"We want you to be passionage about your job even if it sucks the life out of you."

Why is it that you're always being eaten by a tiger when I call you in here, Popper?

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Canine Frat Parties

Groucho Chicken

Playpen Jailbreak.