Out-of-focus Antics Prints

"Cruz takes the worst possible view of everything."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

The Goalkeeper

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"We don't think you're management material."

"It's wearing a bit thin now, Peterson."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"We want you to be passionage about your job even if it sucks the life out of you."

Why is it that you're always being eaten by a tiger when I call you in here, Popper?

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Canine Frat Parties

Groucho Chicken