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Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'Now that we've dispensed with minutes of our last meeting, I'd like to introduce the first item under 'new business'. I'm pregnant.'

The bad egg.

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Not you again, Achilles.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

Oculist.

'Touching.'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

The Labour Question.

"We have rising damp, you don't know a good cobbler do you?"

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

Stilettos Sharpened

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

"No no no...You can kick the ball into touch, not the opposition!"

Caterpiller in a shoe shop.

'By now, some of you have probably noticed the little fracking operation in the staff break room.'

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."