Otters T-Shirts

"Lookin' for otters, pal?"

Otter Tattoos

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Husband bakes a pie

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"I'm addicted to water."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Continental marshal

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

Two sea otters with smartphones

I love Pottery.

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

"I take offense, therefore I am."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Baking Bread

These are oysters --- They're crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside!

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

Hello October

October

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

A lumberjack chops down a tree

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

Ear Doctor - "NEXT!!"

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"So, that would be a 'no' to working on the weekend?"

'I swear, sometimes I don't think you even try anymore, John!'

'Today, they voted a stock split, which means that pile of options I own are twice as worthless as they were yesterday.'

I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.

"Mr. Hudson, it's time for your hearing test."