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"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Bike Rides

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Lounging by the pool

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

Segregated Beach

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Summertime.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Life in the fastest lane.

Dreaming of Holidays.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Astronaut

May I have the envelope, please?

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Freddie's water

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

Djargo.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"