Shadow Chaser T-Shirts

A man unaware that his shadow is shouting and gesticulating behind him

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Long Range Planning: 'I'll eat, I'll chase my shadow, and I'll look at the chair leg for a while. Then, maybe, I'll take a snooze.'

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Man carring a child sees his silhoutte,which makes him look pregnant.

The shadow

Shadow disappearing under a wall.

A man in the form of a shadow with his shadow in the form of a man.

Shadows bang heads.

Scared of Shadows.

Runner with an exhausted shadow.

Shadow Artist

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

WiFi Signals

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Bike Rides

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

The star hunters

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

The Snooze Bar.

An early space launch attempt.