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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Computer spying.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

Crayo-Blah

Information

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"Mom, can we get a pet so I can use its name in answering a password security question?"

"What happened today? A bully hacked into the school electronic payments account and stole my lunch money."

Shadow Artist

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'