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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Computer spying.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Crayo-Blah

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

Information

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Mom, can we get a pet so I can use its name in answering a password security question?"

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

Shadow Artist

How do they know me so well?

"What happened today? A bully hacked into the school electronic payments account and stole my lunch money."

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