Subject Explorer Pillows

A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Marimba

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Saxophone Player.

Blue Stockings

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Department of Nanotechnology

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'