Oriental Rug Collector Pillows

"Let's cut some rug!"

"You're on a what?!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Football supporters.

"Another round?"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Don't you like it, Dad?

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

Billy strip: bed pan.

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

'Mummy, why is lace so expensive when it is mainly holes?'

'I'll take them all.'