Organizer's Nightmare Gifts

Ok. Ok. You can go to camp for two weeks. Here's the application. Health info. Insurance numbers. Contact details. Geez. There's a lot to fill out. Here's the check. Anything else? Nothing big. Just that it � must be received by March first. Great. You're signed up for next year.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Marriage least expected to last...

'I've misplaced everything.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

A catch-all is born.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Marriage Ceremony

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."