Home Organizer's Nightmare Gifts

'I've misplaced everything.'

Let's get organized

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

Ironing day.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Summer Outing Planning

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

His and Hers Garage

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Carpet Cleaner.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Untidy bedroom

Irons In The Fire

Spring cleaning.

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way