Home Organizer's Nightmare Gifts

'I've misplaced everything.'

Let's get organized

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

Ironing day.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Summer Outing Planning

Irons In The Fire

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Untidy bedroom

Carpet Cleaner.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

His and Hers Garage

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Spring cleaning.

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."