Organizer Of The Afterlife Pillows

'Behind the scenes at a crematorium.'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Call me?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

The Reaper's Arms

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."