Organizational Critique Enthusiast Pillows

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

Let's get organized

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

"Uh-Oh..."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Office temperature.

Catalogue of little books.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

New Memer/Incumbent

In/Out Tray.

Monday around 9PM.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

The Move.

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'