Organizational Activities Gifts

'His strength lies in organizing office pools.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Let's get organized

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Morning, all!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'