Organic Posturist Gifts

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

At the market

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Mulch madness"

Office Ergonomics.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'