Organic Posturist Gifts

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

At the market

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"Mulch madness"

Office Ergonomics.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.