Organ Transplant Recipient T-Shirts

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'

'Just because you lost your heart in San Francisco doesn't meant that you can get a new one here in New York.'

"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."

'We are doing everything we can to find a donor.'

The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery.

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

"I was just glad to get the transplant I needed without having to sacrifice an animal donor."

"Team, this recipient is extremely fortunate. The donor heart is from a lawyer and it's never been used!"

Pig heart donation saves human life

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Organ Donor Card

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

The shakedown escalates.

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"I hope this thing is free-range!"