Heart Transplant Recipient T-Shirts

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

Roasted Peppers

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Heart Health Levels

Safe driver.

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

"Cardiac day patients?"

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Pig heart donation saves human life

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Hospital recycling bank.

'Angiogram.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

The shakedown escalates.

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'The Angina Monologues'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'We are doing everything we can to find a donor.'