Heart Transplant Recipient Pillows

"I really am young at heart: I got a 34 year old's in a transplant."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

Roasted Peppers

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Heart Health Levels

Safe driver.

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

"Cardiac day patients?"

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Pig heart donation saves human life

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Hospital recycling bank.

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

The shakedown escalates.

'Angiogram.'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

'The Angina Monologues'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

'We are doing everything we can to find a donor.'