Recent Recipient Of Organ Donation Pillows

Greeting Cards/Get Well, Donor.

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

New life (organ donation)

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

The shakedown escalates.

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'We are doing everything we can to find a donor.'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'