Giving Heart Pillows

"I've donated blood fourteen times. . .!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Say it with flowers

'They're dog roses!'

The wife whisperer.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"I don't leave home without it!"

Tipping Pain Chart

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"I hate it..."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"