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'Get out of bed. It's nearly eleven.' - 'No, go away.' - 'Get out of bed or else!' - '...or else what?' - '...or else I turn your coat hangers the wrong way around.' - 'Okay! Wait! Wait! I'm up!'

Let's get organized

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

What My Day Feels Like

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Sweep the board.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The perfectionist.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Mad cleaning robot.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."