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Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

"You do like octopus?"

The Life of Pi

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

But under a different accounting convention ...

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Warning: Math Ahead!

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

The USA...

Reign Man

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

octopus knitting a jumper...

Cook and Octopus

Get a rockpool!

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'Just too many choices.'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

OOPS!

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

57th Birthday balloons

"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."