Optical Challenge Club Gifts

Can't read 'SLOW'.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Artist

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'No cheating'

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

I don't like the looks of this next level.

'If the subject should ever come up, you can say you're legally blind'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

"Where's Waldo Jr.?"

"Good . . . no read the next line."

Standing on sheets of paper.

Boxer with glasses.

No, I wouldn't call this a "lucky break"!

"It's not a mirage. It's a giant Trompe-L'oeil"

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

Pessimism Quiz.

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

Tiny man and the chained door.

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'

'Sorry, lost a contact lens in the kitchen.'

"Life as I know it is over! My mom's going to have another baby... I'm no longer their pride and joy!"

American Flag Trick

"You know those eyeballl rotations you do to relieve computer eye-strain...don't do them in front of customers"

"Yes! I love having staring contests with you!!"

'Got one in English?'

'I wish you'd make up your mind - first, you ask me to collect the customers' glasses then...'

'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

A Huge Bill Awaits You.

Man with a hook for an arm playing the piano, and thus destroying it

Painted Bench.

'It doesn't seem that bad. Listen, he's playing our song.'

'Well done. Your eyesight's better than mine.' (Man is picking his pocket).

This might soon be the only job where things are looking up.

"I don't look that bad on Facebook. This must be a defective mirror."