Optimists Club Member Gifts

'It doesn't seem that bad. Listen, he's playing our song.'

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Try not to worry.

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"