Optimists Club Member Gifts

'It doesn't seem that bad. Listen, he's playing our song.'

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"It all looks fine to me."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Try not to worry.

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."