Oprah Fans Pillows

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Spam in Hell.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Extreme kites!

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Lawyers On A Plane.

OOPS!

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

The Corus.

Mummies for Dummies

The Sedentary Dead.

Old Yarns