Oprah Fans Mugs

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Spam in Hell.

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Lawyers On A Plane.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Extreme kites!

OOPS!

ABBA

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

The Sedentary Dead.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

Will Smith's Oscar

Big Charmer Is Watching

Atomic Bear: Part 10

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Old Yarns