Oprah Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm going on vacation next week - If you have any problems, here's Oprah's number.'

'I'd be interested in any stocks that are Oprah-approved.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy and Toto

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Moses as a child.

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

OOPS!

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Big Bird Brother

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Summer Proms - then, now.

'The Supreme Court today upheld a lower court ruling, only to have it overturned by Oprah!'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'Hmmm...'

Safer Torah

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

The War Against Imagination

"Dorothy! Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it."

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

"You're the brains of the group. Here, you figure out the tip."

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."