Oprah Enthusiast Mugs

'I'd be interested in any stocks that are Oprah-approved.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Dorothy and Toto

Moses as a child.

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

OOPS!

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Big Bird Brother

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'The Supreme Court today upheld a lower court ruling, only to have it overturned by Oprah!'

'Hmmm...'

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

Safer Torah

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

"You're the brains of the group. Here, you figure out the tip."

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'