Opposites Critic Mugs

Opposites Attract.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Your place or mine?'

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Down With Wikipedia

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Free Speech has heavy price.

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense, but if I had a cell phone, you'd think it was acceptable!

Opposing viewpoint.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Anthrax

'Stocks dipped on the news that the manufacturing . . .'

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

The First Supercommittee

"A compromise is when nobody gets what they want, and every seeks vengeance."

Small man falling in love with large woman

'Good. His wallet seems to be very full. Send him through to pre-op.'

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

'Dinosaur museum,soccer pundit exhibit.

Unsocial Security.

'The Overthrow of the Erie Ring'

'Technically, that has to go down as a missed chance...'

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

"Not everyone has found it easy to adapt to the open plan office."

'I'm leaving politics for patriotic reasons. Earning more money in the private sector would stimulate the economy.'

"Pah! - this country...I've got half a mind to join the Tory Party..!"

"Luckily, we live in a democracy. We have the choice between the greedy, the lying and the completely stupid candidate."

'We didn't underestimate them, They were a lot better than we thought, , ,'

"It started off as a marriage convenience, but we really learned to love each other."

Smartphone Abuse

'As you can see at the moment the UK comes only 11th in terms of 'time volunteered'... but we're hoping that with the number we're laying off there'll be a lot more people with time to offer in the future.

'You're making a big mistake Attorney General Holder, investigating the CIA's interrogation techniques is just pure politics ... moreover you're dangerous.'