Opposites Critic Pillows

Opposites Attract.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Down With Wikipedia

Free Speech has heavy price.

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense, but if I had a cell phone, you'd think it was acceptable!

Opposing viewpoint.

'Stocks dipped on the news that the manufacturing . . .'

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

People for the Ethical Treatment of Anthrax

Small man falling in love with large woman

The First Supercommittee

"A compromise is when nobody gets what they want, and every seeks vengeance."

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

Unsocial Security.

'Dinosaur museum,soccer pundit exhibit.

'The Overthrow of the Erie Ring'

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

"Not everyone has found it easy to adapt to the open plan office."

'Technically, that has to go down as a missed chance...'

'I'm leaving politics for patriotic reasons. Earning more money in the private sector would stimulate the economy.'

'You're making a big mistake Attorney General Holder, investigating the CIA's interrogation techniques is just pure politics ... moreover you're dangerous.'

'We didn't underestimate them, They were a lot better than we thought, , ,'

"Luckily, we live in a democracy. We have the choice between the greedy, the lying and the completely stupid candidate."

"It started off as a marriage convenience, but we really learned to love each other."

Smartphone Abuse

'As you can see at the moment the UK comes only 11th in terms of 'time volunteered'... but we're hoping that with the number we're laying off there'll be a lot more people with time to offer in the future.

Weapons of MASS Destruction.