Opportunity Misser T-Shirts

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Opening the door to new customers

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

End of Affirmative Action

Woman out on limb

Job hoppers.

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

Low hanging fruit

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"Someday I hope to encounter a defective product that might entitle me to compensation."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

The Life Cycle of a Startup

"Once, years ago, I gave a sucker an even break, but it didn't work out."

Leaders should always on the lookout for opportunities.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'I have no idea where it's coming from, people; but let's enjoy it while we can!'

Leap of Faith

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

'Eddie, don't look at it as stocks going down. Look at it as an opportunity to get in before stocks go back up.'

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"The Meaning of Life is to take advantage of opportunities."

Look — if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment — Would you capture it or just let it slip?

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"