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Woman out on limb

'Retail real estate slump...'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Dressed for Success!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

The Salesman

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Boom

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Opening the door to new customers

Mohamed Salah

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Men can show their emotions!

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Corporate Success

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"A possible eureka."

"I got a job!"

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'