Opinion Deputy Gifts

Keep off religion and politics and also the Grass.

Difference of Opinion

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Giant merger.

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

Confirmation Bias

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

The Cartoonist's armoury

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

Tucker Carlson

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

Big government pig

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'

'You're on my soapbox !'

'Correction,Dear- it's OUR newspaper!'

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'I think the only reason my job hasn't been outsourced is because nobody knows what I do around here.'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'Only mindless sheep watch Fox News!'

The muse for letters to the editor.